..He was a dashing feline, the very picture of nobility and curiosity. He longed to unleash his wild side, but alas, he was unaware of the trap I had set for him. Like a moth drawn to a flame, he ignored the advice of his peers and became as vulnerable as a lost kitten in the woods.
But never fear, dear mystic is here, I guided this wayward whiskered wonder on a journey down the river of life, with no map or compass, just the current to carry us along. Together we rode towards a destination unknown, ready for whatever crazy adventure awaited us!
"Oh shoot, the Grab driver canceled my booking again."
My furry friend and I have been trying to book a ride for two whole hours! It's already way past midnight, and we need to get home before the sun rises! But no, Grab thinks it's cool to play hard to get.
And let's not forget to give a big round of applause to the APEC event that made our lives a living nightmare! Thanks for making it impossible for us to find a cab and go about our business!
BEEP BEEP "Ma'am, Sir do you need a ride?" The universe must have heard our prayers, because a shining taxi appeared before us. We leapt in faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline and eagerly told the driver where to go. Let's hope we don't end up in a black hole or something, right? hmmm?
"It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on us" As we ventured onto the road, the traffic was greeting us with open arms, "GREAT!" but it was no warm embrace - it was more like a suffocating bear hug, I couldn't help but feel like I was in a twisted version of a Christmas parade. Instead of brightly lit floats and cheery music, we were surrounded by an endless stream of honking cars and frustrated drivers, and just when I thought! The traffic couldn't get any worse, with a chorus of car horns,
the joys of rush hour on Edsa Guadalupe underpass - it's a festive celebration of gridlock and chaos!
Not until I feel the tension, it felt like a twinge rushed of excitement, it wasn't the chaos of the surrounding traffic causing it, but rather the playful hand of the kitten, determined to explore, caressing my thigh. I couldn't help but laugh as I tried to navigate through the madness. He was SURPRISED. I don't wear any undergarment.
I was aflame with the thrill of the ride when the Cat pushed the right button that's set me on fire, As I sleek striped down to his stick shift and slowly whistling, blowing a tune on his horn.
He revved his engine and slowly lowered himself down, all I heard is his cursing, feline growl. I couldn't resist the urge to tease, left him drain which left me at ease.
To the taxi driver:
You witnessed the magic of our stride, we hope our show left you satisfied, here's to memories that won't fade as quickly as rush hour traffic.
But never fear, dear mystic is here, I guided this wayward whiskered wonder on a journey down the river of life, with no map or compass, just the current to carry us along. Together we rode towards a destination unknown, ready for whatever crazy adventure awaited us!
"Oh shoot, the Grab driver canceled my booking again."
My furry friend and I have been trying to book a ride for two whole hours! It's already way past midnight, and we need to get home before the sun rises! But no, Grab thinks it's cool to play hard to get.
And let's not forget to give a big round of applause to the APEC event that made our lives a living nightmare! Thanks for making it impossible for us to find a cab and go about our business!
BEEP BEEP "Ma'am, Sir do you need a ride?" The universe must have heard our prayers, because a shining taxi appeared before us. We leapt in faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline and eagerly told the driver where to go. Let's hope we don't end up in a black hole or something, right? hmmm?
"It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke on us" As we ventured onto the road, the traffic was greeting us with open arms, "GREAT!" but it was no warm embrace - it was more like a suffocating bear hug, I couldn't help but feel like I was in a twisted version of a Christmas parade. Instead of brightly lit floats and cheery music, we were surrounded by an endless stream of honking cars and frustrated drivers, and just when I thought! The traffic couldn't get any worse, with a chorus of car horns,
the joys of rush hour on Edsa Guadalupe underpass - it's a festive celebration of gridlock and chaos!
Not until I feel the tension, it felt like a twinge rushed of excitement, it wasn't the chaos of the surrounding traffic causing it, but rather the playful hand of the kitten, determined to explore, caressing my thigh. I couldn't help but laugh as I tried to navigate through the madness. He was SURPRISED. I don't wear any undergarment.
I was aflame with the thrill of the ride when the Cat pushed the right button that's set me on fire, As I sleek striped down to his stick shift and slowly whistling, blowing a tune on his horn.
He revved his engine and slowly lowered himself down, all I heard is his cursing, feline growl. I couldn't resist the urge to tease, left him drain which left me at ease.
To the taxi driver:
You witnessed the magic of our stride, we hope our show left you satisfied, here's to memories that won't fade as quickly as rush hour traffic.
